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WAIT! Don't leave, I know this sounds crazy, but
it's true I tells ya.
A good few years ago ITN's News at Ten, (Moos at
Ten?) reported the story of a bald dairy farmer
whose hair had miraculously began to return.
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The farmer put it down to the fact that
his dairy cattle (Holstein Fresians) found the
taste of his sweaty bald pate irresistible, and
would lick it at every given opportunity.
As the result of a childhood accident with a swing,
my wife had a bald patch (about the size of a
silver dollar) on the left side of her head.
Shortly after we had married I remembered the
farmers tale, and so I began to lick her bald
patch, (we were young, we were in love!) Sure
enough after a time, well a few times, little downy
white hairs began appear on the bald patch. Slowly
but surely the bald patch disappeared, just like
the farmers 'Hair-bull' remedy.
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What are you driving at Daviz? I hear you ask. What
I am driving at - is, Sixteen years on, my parting
is growing considerably wider, and can I get her to
give it a lick now and then? Can I hell! So I have
been thinking of a couple of cheaper
alternatives:
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