No 1. Rub your bald patch with steak and get the dog on the job.

No 2. Cats love catnip, need I say more?

 

 

 

No 4. Ask the big lady in accounts.

No 3. A walk in the country, a pocketful of saltlick.

No 5. Go to a Kiss concert.

WARNING!
Having a cow lick your head, or any other part of your anatomy may contravene the sexual impropriety laws in certain U.S. states. If in doubt please seek legal advice before donning your wellington boots and venturing out into the country-side.

$10 REWARD!
For me not you! If you find that this treatment works for you please send me all of your money, and tell your baldy friends, if it doesn't - just comb it forward.